I did it! I folded a fitted sheet! I remember Mamaw trying to teach me. The secret is all in matching up the corners and tucking them inside each other.
What am I doing? Oh! Folding sheets!
This is the other thing I learned to do: knit! Last night I watched videos on YouTube on how to knit. I tried to buy a book yesterday, but turns out that knitters think they can teach it based on diagrams. Not. True. Also not true that you can watch any video out there. Knitters are equally awful showing/explaining how to knit on video. This is the only lady that explains worthwhile:
Look what you can do when you learn to live Old-Lady-Style?!